I have received a complaint that I “out-geeked” myself with my previous post; as a PhD student in chemistry, I find that comment both hard to believe and scary as shit. I’m a huge geek. So geeky, in fact, that I’m going to try a new experiment. In order to counteract my own self-destructive, geeky blog habits, I’m implementing a new weekly feature: Jessica Layman Day.
Each Friday I’ll be posting a large-format photograph of my friend Jessica Layman to this blog, starting with today. Think about it: what kind of person (particularly those of you from the demographic that gravitates to dorky cycling blogs) doesn’t appreciate a good-looking female cyclist?
I’m obviously doing you a favor by providing you with entertainment; I’m also doing Jes a favor by publicizing her pictures (the district is in need of a replacement for Liz Hatch) and I’m certain my blog’s readership will increase with weekly images like the one above. It’s a win-win-win situation…FTW. [God, I love butchering internet memes. Lollercoaster!]
Is Jessica dating my friend Justin? Yes. Do I give a damn? No. Blog statistics outweigh friendships; I’m sure he’s familiar with that rule.
P.S. Ladies, I’ll throw you a bone now and again. Maybe Thursday will become Pippo Pozzato Day. Probably not, though…