Wow

I played several rounds of darts last night, and now my right bicep is sore. In my defense, those six rounds were intensely competitive, but I remain rightfully embarrassed. I’m considering taking supplements to rebuild my atrophied, chicken-like cyclist arms. That’s an excuse that would hold up in a court of law, right? The good old “I had DHEA in my system in order to avoid looking like a Tyrannosaurus” defense?

A commemorative Haiku:

My bicep is sore
from six games of darts. I am
Michael Rasmussen


3 responses to “Wow

  1. I just threw up a little.

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